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Friday the 13th: Camp Crystal Lake

Imdb.com Synopsis ~

Young friends Whitney (Amanda Righetti), Mike (Nick Mennell), Richie (Ben Feldman), Amanda (America Olivio), and Wade (Jonathan Sadowski) end up missing in the woods near the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake (made famous by the original 1980 film), after allowing their curiosity to get the better of them and visiting the site where a psychopathic killer resides. Six weeks later, Trent (Travis Van Winkle) invites friends Jenna (Danielle Panabaker), Bree (Julianna Guill), Chewie (Aaron Yoo), Chelsea (Willa Ford), Lawrence (Arlen Escarpta), and Nolan (Ryan Hansen) to his father's cabin on Crystal Lake for a weekend of sex, booze, pot smoking, and water skiing. However their seemingly fun weekend soon escalates into a nightmare after lone traveler Clay (Jared Padalecki) shows up looking for his missing sister Whitney. The police have searched with no luck, and Clay is now searching alone. Local citizens have advised Clay not to go into those woods, because anyone who shows up missing is already dead, and he is wasting his time. During his search, one of the students, Jenna, decides to help Clay find his sister, and they go into the woods. They find the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake and search the dilapidated camp house for any signs of his sister. They soon find themselves face to hockey-mask with evil reborn, reimagined, and rebooted, and his name is Jason Vorhees (Derek Mears).

My Synopsis ~

5 kids go camping... 3 guys(A, B, & C) 2 girls (A & B)
1 guy A tells a story about the so called killer (Jason) who lost his mom (who looks like Girl A) and now kills everyone at Camp Crystal Lake
Guys B and C and Girls A and B laugh it off
Guy B and Girl A go off to "talk"
Guy A keeps his nerd talk up to Guy C while Girl B strips down and shoes boobs (a staple for a movie of this calibur)
Guy A leaves so Guy C and Girl B and have sex (doggy style no less... and more boobs)
Guy A finds weed (another must for this movie)
Jason kills Guy A
Guy C and Girl B are disrupted having honky honky so of course Guy C goes looking for Guy A who they think is outside messin' with them. Jason kills Girl B. Then Guy C who just found Guy A dead too.
Guy B dies in an abandoned house (that of Jason's) and Girl A runs back to find eveyone... She finds Guy C (not quite dead yet....) then Guy C finally gets killed for sure!
Girl A is taken.....
And that's just the begining sequence!
Enter super hot brother of Girl A searching for her being "missing" (He really was maybe the only reason to see the movie for us girls... guys for the boobies!)
It really just gets worse from there... more preditcable killings, boobs/sex, and stupidity!
The funniest part in the movie aside from the black guy searching for the asian guy with a wok ( I don't want to talk about it) was when the cocky blond idiot guy gets killed.
I was pretty done with the movie after the ONLY intelligent girl dies.
More stupidness....
Even more stupidness...
The End...
No plot... stupid reasons for death... sex in places sex would not be happening... and well just a terriable movie I'm glad was free, but I would have been better off going ot the gym like originially planned!